Crashing Bores

The social climbing couple who crashed the White House banquet for the Indian president last week accomplished their goal, no doubt, but oooh bad news for Michaele's stylist. Honey, the sari was draped BACKWARDS fergoodness gracious sake, and that's not all. I was relieved, frankly, to learn that her bill with her stylist has been unpaid for years because I wouldn't pay for that shaggy 'do either. Looked like it'd been styled by a shredder !! And did you notice in the CNN loop that when they were holding hands striding across the screen, she dragged her husband backwards in order to hold what she might have thought a coquette's pose, legs astride by the way (well she's a horsewoman, makes sense) while he just hung there limply at the end of her hand - and I'm not talking about their bedroom action here, how would I know, ahem - as the cameras clicked?
The stylist might also have pointed out to Ms. Crash that there's not much you can do about saggy upper arms when shaking hands with the Prez and Mrs. Prez except cover them decently WITH THE SHAWL END OF YOUR SARI DARLING assuming of course that you are actually willing to take an honest look in the mirror past your chin and realize age is revealed by other parts of your overexposed body. When I met the Prez ( at a book signing) I know for a fact that when we shook hands, other parts of me were moving in sync, but I had them encased in long garments to protect the sensibilities of all parties present.
I felt sorry for her actually, well him too. The only way they could improve their shoddy image would be if they offered to donate proceeds from selling their sari-ass story to charity, preferably one that performs plastic surgery to impoverished children who were born with defects or were accident victims, including war tragedies. If you're going to make a public nuisance of yourself, at least be a generous one, that's all I'm saying. Otherwise darlings, you're just boooring.

PS the good news is Mr and Mrs. Crashing Bores showed up the weaknesses in security in the Big House, very important that, so well done, I think.